yo b

girrrrrl, can i get yo number?

new creation

s has created a new blog, enamouren; different genre/voice/aura/space, but same killah bitch who’s been writing in now don’t mess it up.  enamouren is still in fledgling creation, but feel free to read two new posts… you b, when are you coming to boulder?…

amazing art in denver

s reporting from denver: matt curry and robert hardgrave at limited addiction. exquisite work.  hardgrave’s from seattle and there are traces of northwest native art influences that i could recognize after spending time in the sleepy city.  curry’s work is equally humbling with astounding lines, i don’t even know where to begin, except that i was mute with wonder… http://www.limitedaddictiongallery.com/current.php

guilty pleasure: lil wayne, a milli.

is it so wrong to enjoy this song? my gut says yes. but its so very addictive. its one of three songs currently in rotation on my ipod. i can’t help it: A MILLI IS A GOOD-ASS SONG. and anyone who decides to deem themselves a “venereal disease” is a decent rapper, right? and he has the charm to turn the shy b*tch into his b*tch. wow, i’m defending lil wayne; what has the world come to?

performative dance troupe: call for players

New Performative Dance Conference seeks people who move in odd ways, avoid boring/mundane comments, guffaw at inappropriate times, refuse to stay calm during emotional changes in their lives, break it down– often, are constantly amused by themselves (others’ presence not necessary), and are funny as shit.

Experience in LOUD necessary.  (If you don’t know what that acronym stands for, then you needn’t read further…. We won’t accept your moves.)

Flailing a plus.

Ability to define “playah hatah…” a must.

Please send essence of your moves in an evelope with no return address and no receiving address.  (If this makes no sense to you….  You needn’t read further.  We won’t accept your work.)

Conference will be held up some country’s ass, we won’t tell you where, you can figure it out, you made it this far bitch.

Conference time:  last year bitchez, you missed the call date already.  Why don’t check yo shit more carefully?

…and in public news

a penguin was knighted today in norway.  told you white peoples was borrrrreddd….

ssssspiritual journey

s went to ned today and had a ssssssspiritual awakening. she has changed her name to Shakti Upanishad Axis Mundi (Shiva for short) and requests that she be called that from now on.  s has also decided that quartz crystals are going to save her soul, via snorting ground up crystals.  she will be holding weekly workshops called:  Journeying into the Journey of the Journey: A Quest into Questing.  more from Shakti Upanishad Axis Mundi upcoming…

Namaste and peace to all the whiteys out there.  You’ll be ok…

yo and all that other yo stuff

let’s discuss why s needs a lot of love right now.  done.

on another note:  away from the seattle chill, s has had time to reflect. nah bitchez i’ve just been doin’ nothing. 

beside getting accosted by an overly-eager new yorker at the b&b, i think i’m ok.  everything is flatline as usual in whiteyville. 

…. and scene.

us placers: child rebel soldier (my life).

why didn’t we ever come up with something as ingenious as this? pharrell and kanye and lupe, as young’uns. 

dos bitches need to regroup!

readin’ and literacy and all that educated shit

yo, s picked up a book the other day, b.  not since grad school dayz.  but it’s actually interesting primary stuff. not that secondary (or shall we say, secondary secondary… perhaps tertiary or worse?) bullshit that i burnt Savonarola style a long time ago.  please tell the professors their mirrors and books are charrrrrred…