New Performative Dance Conference seeks people who move in odd ways, avoid boring/mundane comments, guffaw at inappropriate times, refuse to stay calm during emotional changes in their lives, break it down– often, are constantly amused by themselves (others’ presence not necessary), and are funny as shit.
Experience in LOUD necessary. (If you don’t know what that acronym stands for, then you needn’t read further…. We won’t accept your moves.)
Flailing a plus.
Ability to define “playah hatah…” a must.
Please send essence of your moves in an evelope with no return address and no receiving address. (If this makes no sense to you…. You needn’t read further. We won’t accept your work.)
Conference will be held up some country’s ass, we won’t tell you where, you can figure it out, you made it this far bitch.
Conference time: last year bitchez, you missed the call date already. Why don’t check yo shit more carefully?
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S // August 23, 2008 at 10:26 pm
i’m amused by myself so much i read my post over and over again. my own brilliance is astounding.–s